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What would your profession be if you didn’t need money? Post-a-Day2011

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First, please forgive the short length of this post. I am one tired sack of mommy parts and I’m keeping my eyelids open by will power alone.

It just so happens that my dream job would probably come with a pretty hefty paycheck. I’m not exactly sure of the title but I want to be one of those people who rates luxury resorts. Someone’s out there doing it, right? How else do these places get their stars? Doesn’t someone have to go and actually check out the amenities a place is touting? Well that would be me kiddies. Days filled with spa treatments, complimentary fruit baskets, grand tours, compt dinners and I’d be totally open to bribery. Oh yeah, slip me some bills and, Oh Look! You’ve got 4 stars! How would you like to make that 5? Mama needs a new…..EVERYTHING.

Either that or feed starving children, make clothing for the poor, teach underprivileged teens, volunteer ceaselessly….ok, that’s what I SHOULD have put but honestly, I just want to chill…forever. Is there something evil in that?

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About eid2323

I've got a lot to say. I guess that's why most people start a blog, right? They've got thoughts, ideas, gripes, whatever, that they feel they must share with the world. Kind of egotistical, no? I mean, who's really going to read this? Am I so interesting that I can hold your attention over the rest of the world wide web? Strange to think that it could be possible. If you've read this far, you should know a little 'about me' as this portion is titled. Ok so, I live in Central Italy with my husband and daughter. He's an Italian citizen, I'm an American citizen which makes our baby...doomed, as well has a dual citizen. The cultures do more than clash. They kick, bite, and beat the crap out of eachother. You have to have a very worldly outlook to marry someone from another country. People around the world are raised very differently from one another. What's perfectly normal in one area of the world is cause for major concern in another. I stand in front of the fan to cool off when it's August and the heat is insane and the humidity keeps you sticky 24 hours a day. My husband is convinced I've some sort of superhuman powers to not have caught some serious illness by doing this. Sound senseless, it is. Italians are full of ridiculous beliefs that hold no ground outside the land of make-believe and nut-cases. But who am I to tell anyone that the sayings of their great-great-great Aunt Maria are bullshit? So I just listen and nod. Well that brings you a bit up to speed on my current situation, yeah? Ok so, read me blog now kiddies. Toodaloo!

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